I’m sick of magical worlds with no technology. I want fairy run coffee shops where you can get a latte with a shot of charisma, because you’ve got a big presentation you’re worried about, or witches working at Apple selling phones that automatically appear in your pocket if you accidentally leave it somewhere, or psychics running hair salons who always know how you want your hair to look, or aura reader therapists. I just really want normalized magic in modern society
What year is this
There’s a reason I hated that sappy, watery, pathetic book. Now I know what it is.
I SWEAR. ORLANDO BLOOM IS JUST HIRED TO LOOK HOT AND MAKE HILARIOUS FACES IN THE BACKGROUND
Was worth the money.
really all you need to know about the american health care system is that there’s a popular tv series where a man turns to cooking industrial quantities of crystal meth in order to pay his hospital bills
Raise your hand if you’re straddling the line between crippling anxiety and not giving any fucks about anything